WORDS OF WISDOM

[Carl Portman]

Whilst walking in a local nature reserve, I came across a marvellous and thought provoking sign. The words painted thereon could well be applicable when it comes to collecting tarantulas from the wild. The memorable prose reads thus:

TAKE only photographs
LEAVE only footprints
KILL only time

[Stuart Baker]

I may be drunk, but were you ever on Stars in their eye's? It's just that you're a dead ringer for the bloke who won as Chris Deburgh.

[Ray Hale]

I've heard him sing and believe me he aint no Chris De Burgh.........

[Carl Portman]

STARS IN THEIR EYES

Cheeky monkey that Ray Hale. I have not been on stars in their eyes, but I have been on The Weakest Link AND I passed my cycling proficiency test at a very young age!
As for Ray - well I have heard him sing too, but I am far to professional to say that he sounds like an Emerson Lake and Palmer record...oops, I just did.

[Ray Hale]

I shall take that as a compliment since ELP were the finest band ever.

( Except fot Yes....not)

[Carl Portman]

I shall take that as a compliment since ELP were the finest band ever.

( Except fot Yes....not)

I don't understand. What is 'fot'

Don't be telling me that you don't proof read your emails for basic spelling errors before pushing the button. Tut tut - such a simple thing.

All the membership KNOWS that YES are finer than ELP by far. They have taste and an ability to know artistry and musicianship when they hear it. Yes produce their records in a thing called a 'studio' whereas ELP produce theirs in a dustbin. Nuff said!

[Ray Hale]

Touche.

[H@GG!S]

Just to add somthing ive noticed (and a few others no doubt) Ray your a dead ringer for Elton John

[Graeme Wright]

Just to add somthing ive noticed (and a few others no doubt) Ray your a dead ringer for Elton John

LMAO yes I'n noticed too but leave the man alone lol

[Ray Hale]

So lads lets get this right. I am a dead ringer for a fat, bald, old aged has been with dodgy sexuality.

Hmmmm

Cheers lads.

[Angela Hale]

Yeah thanks lads.....Angela

[Graeme Wright]

it wansn't me I just though it was funny lmao

[Chris Sainsbury]

Funny that! I´ve always thought Ray showed a resemblance to Warren Clarke (except with darker hair)
But if this thread is going to turn this way on BTS committie look a likes then lets not single Mr Hale out here!Lets go over the top and do the full wack!
Andrew Smith........The Captain of the Titanic in that film by James Cameron?
Paul Carpenter ......The Pub owner out of Minder(can´t remember his name soz)?
Ray Hale................Still think hes abit of a Warren Clarke?
Peter Kirk...............I think hes starting to look abit like how Tom Backer looks now?
Richard Gallon.........Ah easy its Garathe out the Office?
Mark Pennell............Hard one but I did see something similar in Borneo?
Mark Allison............Now hes appeard in many a film playing a bouncer?
Carl Portman..........Now whats that character out of the Simpsons called?
Martin Nicholas........Hmm now Ive seen him on TV somewhere?
Ed Chase................Sorry I cant put a name to Ed as I don´t know him
Michael Conabeer....Now heres a funny thing could Brendon (from Irland)Damien (from Blackpool) and Michael be one and the same or triplets?

And the Girls?........
Well I wouldn´t be so nasty(or even dare) as to say anything about Angela,Sue & Kim that takes a braver man than me!

Tickets to watch my BTS kicking will most likely be available on the BTS-E-Store along side or included in with the Lecture & Dinner Sales.

[Carl Portman]

SIR ELTON HALE

Just to add somthing ive noticed (and a few others no doubt) Ray your a dead ringer for Elton John

Ray my old mate,

Where is the venue for the next BTS exhibition? Just follow the yellow brick road!

Look upon it that Elton is rich and gifted, then you will feel better.

I SO didn't want to see that lookalike quote - be seeing you around kid!

As for you Chris, I like it! What about YOUR lookalike though... The Milky Bar Kid!

[Ray Hale]

Fear not mere mortals I am not ofended by your harsh comments.

You will all be shocked when I turn up at the next show slimmed down to a mere shadow of my former self.


The Big Man formerly known as Silverback