aaaaagh! It's not a spider!

[Oli Dodds]

I e-mailed one of the editors on the BBC site about this one, for all the good it'll do. Absolute rubbish!

The daily mail had an article about this incident too. In the article it was stated that the dog had suffered seizures or something like that, and then it said solfugids are venomous
Newspapers are full of rubbish as we all know... Article in todays says we are all going to die on wednesday, oh joy

[James Box]

think the story spread quite a bit actually. was in the metro as well.

how are you Oli?
and what is going to kill us all next Wednesday?

[Oli Dodds]

think the story spread quite a bit actually. was in the metro as well.

how are you Oli?
and what is going to kill us all next Wednesday?

Hey bro, im doing ok man.
Been very busy recently and havnt really been in the state of mind to come online the last couple months, i think you will understand
Scientists are going to try to open a black hole; something along those lines anyway lol.

[James Box]

completely mate

oh i thought that particle accelerator nonsense was next month?
pretty small chance of them creating enough of a black hole to cause any damage though

[Oli Dodds]

Even a tiny black hole could theoretically swallow up the earth though James lol. The gravitational pull is the strongest we know of.
Oh no, theres Colin and Phil, BACK TO TOPIC BOYS! (sorry i had to lol)
Nice dog killing camel spider anyhow

[Craig Mackay]

and what is going to kill us all next Wednesday?

It's the large hadron collider which is the worlds biggest particle collider. Its underground on the Swiss/French border and its the worlds biggest machine at 17 miles long!! Its kinda like a big tunnel which'll create lots of matter and send it flying round the tunnel at a speed of over 11,000 revolutions per second! I think essentially they're trying to recreate the big bang on a smaller scale and create certain atoms they believe exist but have never seen. It does pose the risk of several mini black holes forming but they reckon they'll dissapear as quickly as they arrive. If they don't however, they could potentially destroy the planet from the inside out sucking everything inside.
Sounds fun, eh?! I think its the 12th that it gets turned on.

[Jennifer Whalley]

I'm getting a door sign made with a pic of a fang rearing baboon with beware of large spiders migh stop callers calling to sell something you dont need lol .

[James Box]

bring on the dark matter i say!

Jennifer that's a good idea...i'm not sure i can do that though cause not sure landlord knows i've got 'em!