Its Official!

[Chris Sainsbury]

Its official (well acording to a radio report I heard today) that the English nations number one most common phobia is arachnophobia,the fear of spiders! Its seems that there is alot of work still to be done to introduce and inform the public to the true sides of spiders.

Also it was mentioned that the fear of beards is also on the increase! So with that in mind, Mr Smith ,Mr Gabriel and anyone one else with a beard and spiders, it may be a good idea to shave before you give a talk on them! lol

[DBaines]

Now i wondered why when i give talks at my local primary school that all the kids look terrified its my beard

[Oderus]

Chris Pogonophobia can thankfully be treated with todays care, treatment starts with using logic against the sufferer "Santa or the Devil who has the bigger beard"