The most boreing man in Bicester?

[Richard Gallon]

Did you all see our very own Carl Portman on today's Weakest Link TV quiz? I thought you did well Carl!

Where was the BTS plug then Carl? Cutting room floor I suppose.
Richard

[Ray Hale]

NO, i dont accept that he is the most boring man in Bicester........England perhaps.

Well done Carlos. I too think you were unlucky. Onwards and upwards.

Ray

[Mark Pennell]

Carl
I never got to see your stunning performance... Kim and Brandon did though
Well done, you should have told her - at least you dont need plastic surgery!

Yet!

All the best dude! You are not the weakest link, thinest maybe!

Regards
Mark

[Graeme Wright]

ahh bugger I missed it I totaly fogot about it did anyone tape it

anyway well done Carl fro making onto the show

[Carl Portman]

THE WEAKEST LINK

Aah, you are lovely, all of you. I had a great laugh on the day and I really wanted 'Matty' to win once I had done the walk of shame. Anne Robinson was sweet compared to Matilda - my blondi, so she was easy to deal with. I felt a bit of a knob getting the 'Mega/kilo' question wrong. The only difference in the studio is that half your mind is on the banking situation and you don't always catch the question right. The TRUTH is that the girl backstage told me that Anne WAS going to ask me about the spiders next round - but the so and so's voted me off. I will find another - more glorious - way to publicise our wonderful society.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL

[Graeme Wright]

Re: THE WEAKEST LINK

Aah, you are lovely, all of you. I had a great laugh on the day and I really wanted 'Matty' to win once I had done the walk of shame. Anne Robinson was sweet compared to Matilda - my blondi, so she was easy to deal with. I felt a bit of a knob getting the 'Mega/kilo' question wrong. The only difference in the studio is that half your mind is on the banking situation and you don't always catch the question right. The TRUTH is that the girl backstage told me that Anne WAS going to ask me about the spiders next round - but the so and so's voted me off. I will find another - more glorious - way to publicise our wonderful society.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL

Ah that was a bit of a bugger then. You should have gone back and thrown half a dozen murinus slings at em

[Chris Sainsbury]

At last I have finally got to see the performace of a life time thanks to my dear old Mum for videoing it and sending the tape!
In the words of Brucy....Didn´t he do well!
I was suprised at you not knowing the Sweeny Tod question though

Anyway well done and it was a pleasure as always to see you on the T.V.........yet again!


For future use if the need arises-

I´m Sweeny Tod the barber,
An evil soul I harber,
I earns a little packet cutting hair and other things!
And when I´ve took their money,
The thought of it is funny,
I sends them of to Mrs L and this is what I sings.

Cutting it fine
Cutting it fine
I always give the gents a nice close shave
Polish them off
Polish them off
The richer they are the more I am a nave

My partner Mrs Lovett,
As tricky as a ferret,
Owns a little pie shop, its quite famous right next door.
Her pies are quite delicious
Although there rather vicious,
Her meat is always very fresh from the night before!
etc,etc,etc

At least I think thats how the old song goes ?Its a long time since I heard it!